Tag: funny
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June 21, 2007 05:08 PM EDT --
I have a really cute puppy named Brownie Bear (BB for short).
He is really sweet but can be very hard to take care of. He gets into everything and then goes to sleep . . .
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September 21, 2006 08:01 PM EDT --
This one is on my computer. I don't know where it came from but I got a laugh out of it. I hope you do too.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told . . .
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November 06, 2006 10:28 AM EST --
My Private Part Died Today!
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. . . .
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October 15, 2006 02:36 AM EDT --
I received this in an email.-
COMPANY POLICY TO ALL EMPLOYEES:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under . . .
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October 21, 2006 08:59 PM EDT --
my wifes nephew just email me this one. It got a laugh out of me.
The bug
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly . . .
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April 05, 2008 05:49 AM EDT --
Dedicated to all of my Gather friends that have children or have worked as a teacher with young kids.
A couple of years ago, I was working as a kindergarten teacher. The school decided to take . . .
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September 22, 2006 09:39 AM EDT --
I ran across this one and thought interesting enough to pass along
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 . . .
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October 07, 2006 02:37 AM EDT --
This came from another web site. I think it is great.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods:
On . . .
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October 13, 2006 10:19 PM EDT --
This came off the internet. I wish I had one when my daughter was dating.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, . . .
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September 27, 2006 08:06 PM EDT --
A couple of oldies you might enjoy.
What is 70? Answer at bottom
What is 68? Answer at bottom
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't . . .
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September 23, 2006 12:16 AM EDT --
This one I found on the internet and thought it was cute.
A mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen.
When she got home . . .
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October 16, 2006 02:32 PM EDT --
This is not my original joke. It is not copyrighted.
Dear Bank Manager,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations . . .
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October 25, 2006 10:12 AM EDT --
My daughter just sent this in an email. Hilarious.
Oil change instruction for women
1 pull of to jiffy lube when the mileage reaches 3000 since last oil change
2 drink a cup of coffee
3 15 . . .
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January 15, 2009 09:52 AM EST --
I just received an email here on Gather that was obviously spam. The lady stated that she wanted to know more about me, and that she was looking for a good man in her life. LOL If she had bothered to . . .
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November 09, 2006 06:48 AM EST --
1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
2. They may come home with large bags . . .
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December 25, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
I hope you are all safe and well - don't drive if you don't have to - we spun out on the highway last night - i'm not going out again until conditions are a little better! This should . . .
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March 14, 2009 06:13 PM EDT --
In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on
the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu
he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his
sponsor had gone bust, his . . .
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March 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT --
http://www.ducttapeguys.com/topten/index.html
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August 18, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
It's pretty much universally known that duct tape can fix or make just about anything, so tell me...
What kinds of crazy things have YOU used duct tape for???
I have duct taped my children's . . .
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September 29, 2006 12:17 AM EDT --
The Correct way to come home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've . . .
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Location: Jonesboro, AR
Created: Sep 20, 2006
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